It’s not fair. Five days! Five days of freedom. Of Nexflix and video games. Of waffles for dinner and popcorn for breakfast. How do they expect me to go back to school after that? I mean, maybe just for a day to get it back into my system. Maybe gradually add another day a week until it’s time for winter break and we can start the whole process over again. That’s the way to do it.
I mean who cares about Pre-Algebra? When am I going to need to solve for X in the real world? Who cares about science? Am I going to need to know the layers of the Earth when I get big? Who cares about English? When am I going to need to read or write outside of school? Ever!?