I am Da Night!

I am Vengeance! I am the Night. I am Arti!

Beware! For there is a new caped crusader in town. Cloaked by darkness, he protects the streets of his bedroom from villains, thieves, and dorks! Plagued by the annoying antics of his nemesis, Kioko, the Teddy Bear Snatcher, he prowls, just waiting to unleash an attack of wedgies, wet willies, and making his little brother hit himself.

Stop hitting yourself! Ha! You do not have to power to cease hitting yourself.

He will never rest until all crime has been eradicated. Or at least until the inevitable trilogy has finished filming and he’s made his fourth cameo in the Arti-extended-cinematic-universe.


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